by Morgan D.
 

Yu Yu Hakusho characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi, Shueisha, Studio Pierrot, Fuji TV and Jump Comics. I do believe I belong to myself, but one can never say.
 
 

Well, you could say it's Shounen Ai. But mainly it is one of the dumbest things you could ever read.
 
 

This happened shortly after I entered the Shinyyh Mailing List, my first full-touch contact with YYH fans that were almost as crazy and obsessed as I am (oh yes, I made lots of friends ^__^). I soon noticed that almost everyone there had those lines just after their names at the end of the messages.

Like: Kitsune - Kurama no Koibito, Minor Deity of Procrastination;

or... Tasukimi/ Mukuro' - Keeper of Hiei's Jagan, Member of the Meeping Faction;

or... Ryoma - Holder of the bag of bishounen, Carrier of a bag of pink socks.

It was so cool, but I didn't have a sig like that. The YYH Keepers' List seemed to have been deactivated, so what could I do?

So Kat suggested: "You could be... the Keeper of the bishounen's right to have babies!"

First time I signed like that I felt... well, stupid. I probably hadn't completely lost my mind at the time and was still trying to be rational and sensible about wanting so badly to have a Hiei-teddy-bear. But then... I wrote this:

Yusuke: - REIGAAAN!

Morgan: - MoruGAAAAAN!

*A sparking yellowish light bursts out from Morgan's left index finger and surrounds Yusuke*

Hiei: - "Morugan"? What kind of attack is that?

*As the light vanishes, Yusuke's belly looks just a little bigger...*

Yusuke: - Kisama, what have you done to me?

Morgan: - (jumping around in clumsy Chuck Berry's steps) It works! It works!

Kurama: - Ahnn... Yusuke... I think you're pregnant.

Yusuke: - NANI???!!!

Hiei: - Hn. Omoshiroi.

Yusuke: - (panics) How am I going to explain that to Keiko?

Morgan: - Oh, just tell her you were raped by Youko Kurama.

Youko Kurama: - No way! The Very Nasty Things (aka: fanfic writers - ask Snapdragon about it) have already messed with my life enough. You turned me into a monogamous guy and now I'm the joke among all Youkos. No way you're gonna make me a family man.

Morgan: - (thoughtful) Then tell Keiko it was Kuwabara.

Yusuke: - KUWABARA?

Hiei: - That's a good one. After all you did plead him to kiss you once.

Yusuke: - Hey, you weren't there! How do you know?

Botan: - (giggling while flying her oar safely beyond Yusuke's reach) OOPS, I was.

Kurama: - (winks) And she just told eeeeeeverybody.

Kuwabara: - (summoning the Reiken and glaring at Morgan) Enough, you crazy woman! I, the Great Kazuma Kuwabara...

Morgan: - (pointing finger) ...will have lots of little Kazuma Kuwabaras if you don't turn this thing off.

*Kuwabara shrieks and turns it off*

Morgan: - Yes! Yes! I'm invincible! All bishounen will kneel before me!

Yusuke: - (helpless) Oh, c'mon, Kuwabara, you could never hit a woman anyway...

Mukuro: - But neither can you, right, Morgan?

*Morgan freezes. Turns and see Mukuro looking up at her (yesss! I'm taller than Mukuro!!!), fists on her hips and tapping the right foot on the floor*

Mukuro: - The Morugan only works with bishounen, ain't I right? So let's settle this. You can do whatever you want to the others, but if you get Hiei pregnant I'm coming after you.

*Hiei sighs relieved*

Morgan: - (hopeful) And force me to make him an honest man?

Mukuro: - (grins evilly) Think again.

Kurama: - Oh, Mukuro, you're such a fun spoiler.

*Kurama gets a real hard nudge in his stomach*

Hiei: - Shut up, Fox.

And that's the story of how I became:

Morgan D.

* The sole possessor of the dreadful Morugan.

* Keeper of the bishounen's right to have babies.

(I got a few more lines after that, of course ^_^)